My Life in Words

the-lonely-scottish-guy: if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like...

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.

Pegasus

Since I missed the topless Tuesday. Here is something small....

Since I missed the topless Tuesday. Here is something small. Going down at 12.

awastrelmescalined: when people you really love hate themselves and you can't find a persuasive way...

awastrelmescalined:

when people you really love hate themselves and you can't find a persuasive way to communicate just how great they really are

I bruised me friend… I bit him that hard… I. Bruised. My. Friend.

I bruised me friend… I bit him that hard…

I. Bruised. My. Friend.

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bobalotrock: flublub: petcanadian: trying to find a dress when you don't have boobs is the worst...

bobalotrock:

flublub:

petcanadian:

trying to find a dress when you don't have boobs is the worst thing ever

trying to find a dress when you have too much boobs is the worst thing ever

trying to find a dress when you don't have boobs and have broad shoulders and a penis is not so great either

we all masturbate in the same language and what language is this? loneliness that was...

we all masturbate in the same language

and what language is this?

loneliness

that was deep

so were my fingers last night

omg

teruteruhanamura: peonygoodchild: C I R C L E T S  (x)

teruteruhanamura:

peonygoodchild:

C I R C L E T S  (x)

My sister watches porn..

My sister watches porn..

ICE TEA IMPORTED FROM ENGLAND. LIFEGUARDS IMPORTED FROM SPAIN. TOWELS IMPORTED FROM TURKEY. and...

ICE TEA IMPORTED FROM ENGLAND.

LIFEGUARDS IMPORTED FROM SPAIN.

TOWELS IMPORTED FROM TURKEY.

and TURKEY IMPORTED FROM MAaAaINE. 

That's so deep..

That's so deep..

reshiham: I give your performance a 10… on the pH scale because that shit was basic as hell

reshiham:

I give your performance a 10…

on the pH scale because that shit was basic as hell

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jenniferlawrectum: school grades coLLEGE WORK MONEY BILLS ADULTHOOD RESPONSIBILITY 

jenniferlawrectum:

school grades coLLEGE WORK MONEY BILLS ADULTHOOD RESPONSIBILITY 

I cannot pack light…

I cannot pack light…

irritate: duh

irritate:

duh

justintheallan: soycrates: endreal: avatar-addiction: nicotineenema: Shout out to girls who...

justintheallan:

soycrates:

endreal:

avatar-addiction:

nicotineenema:

Shout out to girls who don't mind being called dude and man casually

shout out to boys who don't mind being called guuurrl 

shout out to humans who don't mind being called dawg

shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in  a happy, friendly tone.

Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.  

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annemarina: listening to an album for the first time is weird bc you have to give your full...

annemarina:

listening to an album for the first time is weird bc you have to give your full attention to it and you cant sing along 

swadloonie replied to your post: swadloonie replied to your post: swadloonie… i aint no silly...

swadloonie replied to your post: swadloonie replied to your post: swadloonie…

i aint no silly goose im a serious duckling

Lolz! You are silly. :)